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There may be holographic tombstones in the movie Serenity, but who knows how long they might have played after Mal and River left the scene? When the 'verse is that big, they probably don't come back to visit that often and don't worry about it.
However on this planet it is another story, and if you come back to visit your beloved, the video better be running. That's why Vidstone developed the solar powered Serenity Panel, 'Utilizing ground-breaking solar-powered technology, this weather-proof LCD panel provides families and friends with a timeless way to commemorate a life that’s passed at one’s final resting place." We think it so appropriate that they named it after the movie that inspired it, too.
It adds about two grand to the price of a conventional tombstone and has a waterproof 7" screen. Four hours of sunlight will play a ten minute video six times. Michael at Groovy Green notes that
'There’s even a head-phone jack to limit your groove from beyond the grave to inquiring ears only."
Michael also notes that while it may be solar, it isn't very green. "But seriously, do the world a favor and forget about investing in this junk. In fact, put your money somewhere else — a charity, a family member’s trust fund for college, a random person in need. Buy yourself a plot in a green cemetery and leave your body to become a part of something bigger. Those actions will go a long way to cementing your legacy than some $2,000 LCD panel."
:CNN via ::Groovy Green
Meet 19 year old Lynzee Stauss. The author of “College isn’t necessary”. Lynzee believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should have to, and these boys need to work if they want to have a good life. She believes that a husband should get home from work so she can “go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay the bills.” You can read the rest of her grammatically amusing article below.
But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.
So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can’t take it back.
Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee’s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and “treats her like a princess”? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)
MySpace Stats:
About me:
my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.
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